Yeah, yeah…..this entry is a blatant cop-out, I know. The original content here is nil. But WHAT a hip little blend of funny, philosophical, and practical. You may find some words here which will change your life forever. Wow!
If it raises me a notch in your esteem, I do have a couple topics percolating. They’ve been…..smelling kind of nice in the mornings. Mmmmmmm. :)
When my friend told me he had found Jesus, I thought, “Yahoo! We’re rich!” But it turned out to be something different.
— Jack Handey
A secretary runs into the boss’s office and says “Can I use your dictaphone?” He says, “no, use your finger like everybody else.”
— Bernard Manning
You’ll never achieve extraordinary results by taking average measures.
Silly is you in a natural state, and serious is something you have to do until you can get silly again.
— Mike Myers
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.
— Franklin P. Jones
Why do you have to be a nonconformist like everybody else?
— James Thurber
To avoid criticism do nothing, say nothing, be nothing.
— Elbert Hubbard
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
— Jack Handey
There are grammatical errors even in his silence.
— Stanislaw J. Lec
I am always doing that which I can not do, in order that I may learn how to do it.
— Pablo Picasso